Alistair A. Vogan

Alistair A. Vogan

Author, AWARD-WINNING science researcher-writer and Feature film STORY Development Specialist, Entrepreneur

LUMINOUS AND HYSTERICAL!” 5 STARS

文学の優秀さ!!" - 5 stars

“lacerating humor and moments of sublime surrealism…you will not be

disappointed - 5 stars

"A Fascinating Read!" - 4 stars

Fantastico- 5 Starts

"Highly engrossing and endearingly fun" - 4 stars

"この本はあなたを占有します..." - 5 stars 

breathless, funny, and thought-provoking” - 5 stars

"An Unexpected Gem" - 5 stars

"A clever and entertaining read" - 5 stars

Non puoi leggere questo fantastico romanzo senza ricordare qualcosa della tua vita…”- 5 STARS

a virtuoso in weaving life-changing philosophical conversations” - 5 stars

"a MUST READ" - 5 stars

“I will never visit a Wendy’s without thinking of this book…” - 5 stars

"ユニーク" - 5 stars

“Very entertaining” - 5 stars

"A Great Reading Adventure!" - 5 stars

“…MAGNIFICENT STORYTELLING

*****

 

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"It seems all things beautiful are illuminated badly...and it is in the shadows that we hide our longing."

Ivan Von Noshrilgram Sr

“Story is not an escape from reality, it is an extension of it.”

Dr. Ablistair Blogan

 
 

2025

Please, Make Yourself (Un)comfortable (TBA)

2019 

My Hideous Blind Spot: A Practical Introduction (I.V.N.F.)

2016

By Degrees The Gentlest Asinine Expression (I.V.N.F.)

2015

Fought and belittled colon cancer

2013

How To Lose Your Voice Without Screaming (I.V.N.F.)

2008

At the United Arab Emirates University

2002

Death To Smoochy (Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc)

Stealing Harvard (Imagine Entertainment)

2000

The Crash of Twenty-nine @ The Second City

Same Guys, New Dresses (T.K.I.T.H.)

1999 and beyond. 

With Bruce McCulloch, The Kids In The Hall (T.K.I.T.H.), Craig Lauzon of The Canadian Air Farce, Adam McKay of Saturday Night Live...

1997 

Introduced to Ivan Von Noshrilgram Sr.

1995 - 1998

In Nara, Japan, McCLeod Ganj, India

1991 - 1993

Canadian Parliament, Ottawa

b.1966

Ottawa, Canada

SCIENCE RESEARCH AND WRITING

AI, ROBOTICS, SPACE, OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE, AND COGNITION

Robots, AI and Cognitive Training in an Era of Mass Cognitive Decline (IEEE Access)

AI and Robotics-based Cognitive Training for Elderly: A Systematic Review (2020 IEEE / ITU International Conference on Artificial Intelligence for Good)

Emerging Cognitive Intervention Technologies to Meet the Needs of an Aging Population: A Systematic Review (Frontiers in Aging Neuroscience)

CHAD: Compact Hand-assistive Device for Enhancement of Function in hand Impairments

A Systematic Review: Robotic Assistive and Rehabilitation Devices Leading to Motor Recovery? (Disability and Rehabilitation: Assistive Technology)

A Phenomenon of Self-support Exercise in Severe Stroke Patients (Converging Clinical and Engineering Research on Neurorehabilitation IV)

 

Alistair A. Vogan is a Canadian author, an award-winning Q1-published AI, robotics and cognition researcher, and an award-winning feature film story development specialist whose career in storytelling stretches three decades. Highlights include time spent on Parliament Hill working with (then) Prime Minister of Canada, Jean Chrétien, and in feature film story development with Academy Award nominee and Saturday Night Live staff writer Adam McKay, Canadian comedy legend / director Bruce McCulloch and Susan Cavan with the Tom Green production ‘Stealing Harvard’. In addition to being a contributing writer for the wildly popular The Kids In The Hall North American Reunion Tour, 'Same Guys, Different Dresses', and a produced playwright ('The Crash of Twenty-Nine'), he is a professional screenwriter and script doctor (Imagine Entertainment and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc., etc) helping creatives achieve international recognition through The ABC New Talent Development Scholarship Grant Program, the Slamdance Screenplay Competition, Bravo!Fact, the Canadian Comedy Awards, the Ontario Media Development Corporation...

Alistair is the author of The Ivan Von Noshrilgram Foundation classic…

HOW TO LOSE YOUR VOICE WITHOUT SCREAMING (Volume One).

He is presently developing the tentatively titled

PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF (UN)COMFORTABLE

a multi-year research project exploring the historical intersection of energy, biological systems and innovations that expand and limit our capacities, from the sun’s core to the eukaryote revolution and multicellular lifeforms, to the cities and cognitive models we inhabit.

Alistair's most recent work of fiction

MY HIDEOUS BLIND SPOT: A PRACTICAL INTRODUCTION

was released in the summer of 2019 through 'The Foundation'. Set in the late 90s, MY HIDEOUS BLIND SPOT: A PRACTICAL INTRODUCTION highlights the Canadian Gen X experience of turning thirty as its most valued principles and Life’s expectations came into razor-sharp focus. Part homage to that period and those people, part biting/loving satire, you will likely recognize yourself and others in this work. (For this work there are two versions, the international edition, and the Middle Eastern edition. Both are available worldwide.)

His second work of fiction, published in 2016 through 'The Foundation', is the hysterical…

BY DEGREES THE GENTLEST ASININE EXPRESSION.

This satirical collection, written in the spirit of David Sedaris, Mark Twain, and Woody Allen, captures the lives of two families across six decades and four continents and examines the unspoken connection between the Stockholm Syndrome and the family bond.

Alistair lives with his wife and daughters in the United Arab Emirates where he is a filmmaking specialist and researcher at University College and the AI and Robotics Lab at United Arab Emirates University. His summers are spent "just about anywhere that drops below 53 degrees Celsius".

Alistair was born in Ottawa, Canada, in 1966.

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The Creative Works of Alistair A. Vogan 

 
 

2013

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Kingsley Kuchner has a secret. A secret even he doesn't know he has. And soon, he's going to share it, and bring an end to the world we know. 

How to Lose Your Voice Without Screaming explores with compassion and laugh-out-loud humor what can happen when we repress a very big secret. 

Part mystery, part romantic comedy, a bildungsroman, of sorts. It's what you'd get if the Cohen Bros lampooned the New Journalism of Truman Capote and Tom Wolfe while receiving guidance from a young Woody Allen.

 

"This story will change America, forever. Let me correct myself. ...It already has." 

Ivan Von Noshrilgram Sr.

 

2016

In 1965, Ivan Von Noshrilgram Jr was born into a large family of eccentrics, lead by the illusive Ivan Von Noshrilgram Sr, celebrated philosopher-botanist, wild game hunter, exotic animal trainer, extinguished firewalker, writer and humanitarian lecturer.

Conspicuously absent throughout the lives of all his family members, Ivan Sr came to play a decisive, even magical role, in young Ivan Jr’s construction of reality…

With his latest By Degrees The Gentlest Asinine Expression, Alistair A. Vogan, author of How To Lose Your Voice Without Screaming, explores the unspoken connection between the Stockholm Syndrome and the family bond.

With this heroic act he suggests with a surprisingly nimble mind, a refreshing wit and great hilarity just how we all, eventually, arrive at the doorstep of The Ivan Von Noshrilgram Foundation.

 

2019

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Scott P. Andersen is smart enough. or at least he should be. He knows there’s something very wrong - perhaps with everything – but he can’t quite put his finger on it.

It’s 1997 already, for starters, and he and his high-achieving girlfriend, Emily, are in his DECREPIT Toyota Tercel drifting awkwardly along an all-too-familiar highway towards the unlikely wedding of their old university friends Boris and Janet. This should be enough. However, As he sifts through time to key moments in their relationship while enumerating the folly of his peers and the fundamental idiocies of the 20th century, Scott begins to sense that he may have figured it out.

…Or has it slipped through his grasp, somehow? 

In any case, with Alistair A. Vogan’s comic take on turning 30, there is a growing sense that despite sharing a mode of transportation with Emily, Scott could very easily careen over the edge, all by himself...

 

2019

 
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سكوت ذكي جدا بما فيه الكفاية، فهو يعلم أن هناك أمرا مريبا، ولكنه لا يستطيع أن يفكر بماهيته. إنه عام ١٩٩٥ حيث هو وحبيبه إيميلي في سيارة تويوتا تيرسل صفراء ينجرفان بشكل محرج جنبا إلى جنب في طريق سريع مألوف للغاية. وبينما هو يتنقل بين لحظات مهمة في علاقتهما، يجد نفسه يعد قائمة بسذاجته وأقرانه، وفي الوقت ذاته يشعر بأنه قد وجده، أم أنه قد فر منه مرة أخرى؟ على أي حال، فمع القصة الفكاهية لأليستر فوغان، في سن الثلاثينيات من التسعينيات، هناك إحساس متزايد بأنه على الرغم من مشاركة وسيلة نقل، بإمكانك بسهولة أن تتفوق على الحافة... كله لوحدك.


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